Hitting a pigA rancher was out checking farm fences in his four-wheel drive when he hit A pig. He radioed the ranch for advice.
"The pig is stuck in the bulbar and still alive but kicking and squealing so much I can't get it free" he said.
"Okay," said the boss. "In the back of the 4x4 there's a .303. Put it up to the pig's head and shoot it. When its body goes all limp you'll be able to get it off the bulbar and throw it into the bush."
About 45 minutes later the rancher called in again: " I did what
you said, boss. I shot the pig in the head, it went all limp
and I got it out of the bulbar, no problem. But I still can't go
"Why not?" Asked the boss. "What's the problem?"
"Well it's his motorbike, the blue light is jammed under the wheel-arch."