Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex
- You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the
- If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again.
- The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
- You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
- It's okay when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone
else,because you ARE someone else.
- 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
- If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
- It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
- Less guilt the next morning.
- You can do the whole neighborhood!!