Fast foodA bloke goes to a disco and starts chatting up this good-looking Chinese girl. She appears to be quite into it and soon asks him back to her place "for a coffee". When they get to her flat she tells him to help himself to a drink while she slips into something more comfortable....
Just as he finishes getting his drink the sexy Chinese seductress returns wearing only a see-through negligee. "I am your sex slave!" she says, "I will do absolutely ANYTHING you want"
Well the man is taken a little bit by surprise and can't believe his luck so he says: "I really fancy a 69"
"Bloody hell" replies the girl: "I'm not cooking at this time of night."