Press Release:Hospitals right across Wales are getting ready for a birth explosion this coming Xmas and are already trying to recruit extra medical staff to cope.
"It's is a worrying side effect of foot and mouth, with the country side closed off and so many dead sheep, our women are bound to be getting a bit more attention" said Glyn Lloyd Jones of South Glamorgan Health Trust.
The UFWWL (Ugly Fat Welsh Women's League) Has reported that they are overjoyed with the situation and are campaigning for a stop to sheep Farming in Wales for good. "It's wonderful. All the women in our Village are getting some at the moment", said a 25 year old fat Welsh munter.