Beckham jokesFollowing Hoddle's plea not to lay into the poor guy *too* much - just a little bit (ooh, ah) instead...
What is the diffence between David Beckham and an airfix kit with no
One is a glueless kit.
What's the difference between David Beckham and Slobodan Milosovic?
One's an arsehole who should be brought to justice and executed, and the other is the Serbian president.
What's the difference between Posh Spice and David Beckham?
Posh doesn't kick back when she's taken from behind.
and a special bonus freebie:
Louise Woodward has got a new job in Mcdonalds: every kid under three gets a free shake!